Daily Conversations: New York

Classmate: I lived in New York.

Me: Oh cool, where in New York?

Classmate: Connecticut.

Daily Conversations: Circumcision

Me: Wait was he circumcised?

Friend: I thought all guys naturally circumcised as they got older.

Covering Up My Birthday Suit In...

1. Dress 2. Shirt 3. Bag 4. Watermelon Popsicle 

So these are the things that I got in the past few weeks. Some haven't arrived yet but whenever I look at their picture I've just been squealing "look how pretty they are!!"

I love the colorfulness of the dress and I'm not sure if you can tell but on the cactus t-shirt it says "hug me" on the bottom. The woven tote I bought online from a guy in Spain so there really isn't a link sadly and as for the popsicle, that has been my meal for the last two days. No wonder I feel sluggish. 

Off to do some typing for my Creating Writing class. Hopefully I don't get distracted. Peace.

A Day In The Life

After a very anti-climatic dentist appointment to get my wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday, I snuggled in bed and watched Fargo. I thought I would have an awesome story to share but they literally got a serial killer looking clamp, went into my mouth, jiggled it, and pulled it out all within five seconds. Yet somehow I was still able to achieve the role of being the big baby and almost faint prompting them to stick a heart monitor thing on me. You can't feel cooler than that.

So I got home, watched Fargo and ate my body weight of junk food which consequently led me to feeling blargh. Therefore since yesterday afternoon I have done nothing. YUP! This is a day in the life of an unglamorous college student. But you know what? I'm still awesome. 

Truthies: Why I Didn't Change My Profile Pic to " = "

Remember some time ago when everyone was changing their Facebook profile pictures to the equal sign with the red background to support same sex marriage? Well even though I think marriage equality for all should be a given, I couldn't jump on the bandwagon and change the picture. And I feel a lot of people probably thought this way too even if they were mega supporters like me.

When you first change your profile picture to the " = " you feel awesome. But then a few weeks pass by and you're hanging out with your friends at an instagram-worthy place with perfect everything and they take the most amazing photo of you that makes you look beyond effable. Of course the initial reaction you're going to have is "OMG I have to make this my profile pic!!" like what every other human would do. And this is when you realize your previous pic was something meaningful a.k.a. the " = ". Now begins the internal battle of whether you change your photo to some super hot picture of yourself and risk getting seen as a narcissistic asshole for choosing look how pretty I am over I support equality. See how nothing good can come from this. I think the knowledge of me being a vain schmuck should be revealed in person after I gave them an impeccable first impression. 

Sooooo

I decided to move my other blog here. So this is me, a young female lad navigating my life through my twentysomethings. Join why don't you. Along the way there will be a sprinkle of inappropriateness, a dash of me fawning over pretty things, and a good amount of unprecedented happenings. Anyways, GO ME!!!!!