Somebody Help

The little kids playing outside that live in my neighborhood are scaring me. I think they are playing tag except the person who is it is suppose to act like a gorilla. Except their gorilla shrieks are exactly like a demon's. It sounds like an exorcism is going on. 

Daily Conversations: Creative Writing Class

Classmate: You're story is good but sometimes it gets too flowery with unnecessary adjectives so you might want to be careful with that.

Me: Okay I'll go de-flower it when I get home.

Looking Cute in Humidity

This scalloped cami from Anthropologie has been staple these days. Last week I was really really lazy and wore this top for three days straight, even to bed. Turns out if you just change whatever you're wearing in the bottom hemisphere of your body, these go with absolutely anything and makes you look crazy sexy in an adorable way. 

So If you're feeling like you're in a giving mood, wear this and step outside and it'll give everybody happy boners. They'll thank you. 

How To Get Motivated

1. get a glass of water

2. get 2 sugar coated advils

3. close your eyes and imagine its adderall

4. once you've made yourself believe, chug it down


TAAA-DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(P.S. If that didn't work, see if this article is convincing. Apparently it has science, whatever that is.)

No Peonies No Bueno

I called my go to flower shop yesterday and they told me peony season was over in Tokyo *sad emoji face with tear drop*. So I'm kinda bummed out today. 

In other un-novel news, depression sucks. I thought I was doing great this semester, which I am compared to where I was last year, but even though I feel like superman on steroids it still isn't up to par with everyone else (I got a lengthy and delicately written out e-mail from my law professor informing me of this yesterday). I feel like I have the intelligence to do it but not the energy. 

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