Somebody Help

The little kids playing outside that live in my neighborhood are scaring me. I think they are playing tag except the person who is it is suppose to act like a gorilla. Except their gorilla shrieks are exactly like a demon's. It sounds like an exorcism is going on. 

Daily Conversations: Creative Writing Class

Classmate: You're story is good but sometimes it gets too flowery with unnecessary adjectives so you might want to be careful with that.

Me: Okay I'll go de-flower it when I get home.

Looking Cute in Humidity

This scalloped cami from Anthropologie has been staple these days. Last week I was really really lazy and wore this top for three days straight, even to bed. Turns out if you just change whatever you're wearing in the bottom hemisphere of your body, these go with absolutely anything and makes you look crazy sexy in an adorable way. 

So If you're feeling like you're in a giving mood, wear this and step outside and it'll give everybody happy boners. They'll thank you. 

How To Get Motivated

1. get a glass of water

2. get 2 sugar coated advils

3. close your eyes and imagine its adderall

4. once you've made yourself believe, chug it down


TAAA-DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(P.S. If that didn't work, see if this article is convincing. Apparently it has science, whatever that is.)

No Peonies No Bueno

I called my go to flower shop yesterday and they told me peony season was over in Tokyo *sad emoji face with tear drop*. So I'm kinda bummed out today. 

In other un-novel news, depression sucks. I thought I was doing great this semester, which I am compared to where I was last year, but even though I feel like superman on steroids it still isn't up to par with everyone else (I got a lengthy and delicately written out e-mail from my law professor informing me of this yesterday). I feel like I have the intelligence to do it but not the energy. 

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Shades of Happiness

Gina Rockenwagner makes the prettiest quilts. I purchased one of her babies earlier this year but I still want another! I think this one would be lovely hung up on the wall. I love anything that contains hues of the rainbow and this quilt is the epitome of perfection. It's so dreamy ~

Daily Conversations: Scars

Friend: P., I know you're gonna think I'm stupid but how do use the laundry machines here in Japan? I never did laundry at home and the detergent ball I put in didn't break! Are you suppose to break it before you put it in? 

Me: Are you sure you put it in the laundry machine and not the dryer? 

Friend: Oh… That's why it was a kinda warm when I took it out. 

Me: T., you can't have only pimple scars. You need some I ran away from a tiger in India and still got bitten scars.

(P.S. She goes to Harvard. Our future's bright folks!!)