Looking Cute in Humidity

This scalloped cami from Anthropologie has been staple these days. Last week I was really really lazy and wore this top for three days straight, even to bed. Turns out if you just change whatever you're wearing in the bottom hemisphere of your body, these go with absolutely anything and makes you look crazy sexy in an adorable way. 

So If you're feeling like you're in a giving mood, wear this and step outside and it'll give everybody happy boners. They'll thank you. 

A Shoecarriage

I found the cutest boots on Anthropologie that I'd been eyeing for a while and for some serendipitous reason they had a pair in my size though it had been out of stock when I checked numerous times before. So I called my mom immediately and asked her my to find my gift card I had left in my drawer next to my bed back home and she complied accordingly, but not before taking a nice long morning piss. And by the time she read me the number for my gift card the shoes were sold out in my size again. 

These were the babies I lost twice. 

This must be what pregnant teens feel like when their parents forced them to get an abortion. Mom I hope that was one good stream of yellow wonder your bladder released to lose my baby over.

(P.S. Mother if you're reading this, I still love you don't worry.)

Covering Up My Birthday Suit In...

1. Dress 2. Shirt 3. Bag 4. Watermelon Popsicle 

So these are the things that I got in the past few weeks. Some haven't arrived yet but whenever I look at their picture I've just been squealing "look how pretty they are!!"

I love the colorfulness of the dress and I'm not sure if you can tell but on the cactus t-shirt it says "hug me" on the bottom. The woven tote I bought online from a guy in Spain so there really isn't a link sadly and as for the popsicle, that has been my meal for the last two days. No wonder I feel sluggish. 

Off to do some typing for my Creating Writing class. Hopefully I don't get distracted. Peace.