Daily Conversations: Creative Writing Class

Classmate: You're story is good but sometimes it gets too flowery with unnecessary adjectives so you might want to be careful with that.

Me: Okay I'll go de-flower it when I get home.

Daily Conversations: Scars

Friend: P., I know you're gonna think I'm stupid but how do use the laundry machines here in Japan? I never did laundry at home and the detergent ball I put in didn't break! Are you suppose to break it before you put it in? 

Me: Are you sure you put it in the laundry machine and not the dryer? 

Friend: Oh… That's why it was a kinda warm when I took it out. 

Me: T., you can't have only pimple scars. You need some I ran away from a tiger in India and still got bitten scars.

(P.S. She goes to Harvard. Our future's bright folks!!)

Daily Conversations: Sentimental Goodbye Words

Friend: Can you write a goodbye message on this post it for L., he's going back to Germany.

Me: But I barely talked to him, I don't wanna.

Friend: It doesn't matter, and we need your interesting personality (says it in a compliment-y do it or else sweet scary way)

Me: Fine.



When I hand the note back to her it reads in German:

According to statistics, 
Germans have really big penises. 
Congrats!

Daily Conversations: New York

Classmate: I lived in New York.

Me: Oh cool, where in New York?

Classmate: Connecticut.

Daily Conversations: Circumcision

Me: Wait was he circumcised?

Friend: I thought all guys naturally circumcised as they got older.